I’m just going to ruin the surprise… the old lady gets a dildo for her birthday. Be sure to stay until the end if you want to see her stick it in her mouth (and most likely solve that problem you were having where you got aroused while watching the Golden Girls).
Archive for June, 2008
Anyone remember Kids Incorporated? How about a black Phil Collins? So weird.
Also, for good measure, you’ve just been Kid Roll’d
Sunday is a slow internet day.
Here is a very solid example of scripted comedy. As Eric said when he sent me the link, be sure you wait for the punchline.
I am really at a loss for words…
Also, I didn’t make this the main post for today because I am pretty sure everyone has heard it by now, but if you haven’t, listen to this douche leaving voicemails for some chick. There is a pretty high probability it is fake, but it is still hilarious.
Oh, I love The Onion sooo sooo much.
Then today I came across Kanye West’s blog where he throws a very similar tantrum about people on Digg hating on him for being an hour and a half late to a performance. I didn’t really care about the original issue, but his response to people’s response is hilarious. His poor Macbook Air. He even goes so far as to use the term “SQUID FOR BRAINS!” Even if you didn’t hear about the original (minor) issue, the blog post is a must read.
Check out this list of 5 things American game shows can learn from Japanese game shows. All of the videos are pretty hilarious, but this is my fav: