Archive for June, 2008

Old Lady vs Dildo

June 30, 2008

I’m just going to ruin the surprise… the old lady gets a dildo for her birthday. Be sure to stay until the end if you want to see her stick it in her mouth (and most likely solve that problem you were having where you got aroused while watching the Golden Girls).

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I Hated This Show So Much

June 29, 2008

Anyone remember Kids Incorporated? How about a black Phil Collins? So weird.

Also, for good measure, you’ve just been Kid Roll’d

Sunday is a slow internet day.

Jessie's Girl

June 28, 2008

Here is a very solid example of scripted comedy.  As Eric said when he sent me the link, be sure you wait for the punchline.

I Don't Know What To Say About This, Seriously…

June 27, 2008

I am really at a loss for words…

Also, I didn’t make this the main post for today because I am pretty sure everyone has heard it by now, but if you haven’t, listen to this douche leaving voicemails for some chick. There is a pretty high probability it is fake, but it is still hilarious.

I Am The Law

June 26, 2008

Oh, I love The Onion sooo sooo much.

Bonus For Today

June 25, 2008

I kinda forgot to get a post today so just rushed to the first thing I had on backup, so here is a bonus from Graph Jams.

You Smell Like Sandwiches

June 25, 2008

Everyone is So Dramatic

June 24, 2008

Everyone is acting like a bunch of dramatic chipmunks. I was already set to post this as today’s thing: A Dramatic Reading of a Breakup Letter

Then today I came across Kanye West’s blog where he throws a very similar tantrum about people on Digg hating on him for being an hour and a half late to a performance. I didn’t really care about the original issue, but his response to people’s response is hilarious. His poor Macbook Air. He even goes so far as to use the term “SQUID FOR BRAINS!” Even if you didn’t hear about the original (minor) issue, the blog post is a must read.

Fail

June 23, 2008

I just discovered that the I Can Has Cheezburger? guys have a Fail page, too.  You should check out the whole Fail site, but I picked a few of my favorites as examples:

The Fun of Japanese Game Shows

June 22, 2008

Check out this list of 5 things American game shows can learn from Japanese game shows.  All of the videos are pretty hilarious, but this is my fav: