Michael Phelps Is A Douche?

Apparently it is common knowledge that Michael Phelps is a douche in the sideways hat wearing sense.  Still, I was willing to chalk that one up to defective hats… but now there is some video evidence of the douchary:

And animated-gif evidence:

I would love to someday hear the phrase, “Your honor, the prosecution would like to introduce an animated-gif into evidence.”


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