The Paternity Results Dance-Off or "Bitch, I Have No Baby!"

Next time I go to a club (which may be never), I am going to to find a girl to dance with, then have my friend walk up with a manila envelope and say, “Brad, you are not the father!” I will proceed to bust out the best dance moves ever. The girl shall be torn by her attraction to my awesome dancing and her repulsion from my obvious lack of responsibility.

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