Archive for April, 2009

I Hate College

April 30, 2009

When a white rapper releases a song about loving college, smoking weed and getting chicks “completely naked,” it’s pretty much gonna be the anthem for every bro in (or recently in) college that wants to glamorize the lifestyle and mask the soul-eating sadness that night after night of drunken sex with hot women brings.

These are pretty much the same dudes that learn three songs on an acoustic guitar just so that they can carry it around and get laid.

Then there are the handful of dudes who learn how to combine the two…

Videogum has a few more, if that’s your sorta thing.

Top Gun Church

April 29, 2009

At this church, Goose came back three days later and they call hell “the danger zone.”

Tommy and The Cool Mule

April 28, 2009

First off, my appologies for the delayed updates. The film festival (and associated drinking) threw me off a bit. I’m back now, and I come bearing a mule. A cool mule. Perhaps the coolest of all the mules.

Btw, Ice-T, you are dead to me.

A Mother Answers Internet Sex Chat Questions

April 27, 2009

So, a seven-some with a spot for each man… I’m counting three obvious orifices, but then after that it gets a bit fuzzy. Two nostrils and two ears? Eyes? Boobs? The math just isn’t working for me. I have no idea how this lady plans on accommodating seven separate phallus with (as she claims) “a spot for every person.”

Oh, maybe the armpits?

Why I Want An Autotune

April 26, 2009

Because Autotune makes everything better.  Be sure to give it a bit of time.  It gets progressively better.

The Glass Menagerie

April 25, 2009

You’d think using only dead hookers as performers would actually make a boring play more boring, but it doesn’t.

BTW, most of you won’t find this funny. You’ll just think it’s sick. I, myself, find it horrifyingly delightful.

April Image Dump: Part Deux

April 24, 2009

I think I’ve used that “Part Deux” joke before.  Oh well.

affleck-splooge

watermelon-cat

turdles

timemachine

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robot-dream

robexican

peggy-valentine

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jin-sun

jesus-judges

gator-suplex

evil-grandma

dog-pee

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cat-busted

captain-obvious

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Box Cat

April 23, 2009

This cute cat video is too good to hold on to until I get drunk.

Thanks Eric.

The Creepiest Thing You Will See This Week

April 22, 2009

This is a mad scientist singing Pretty Woman…

… wait… did I say mad scientist? I meant registered sex offender. Thanks Eric!

The Whitest Fight Club

April 21, 2009

The first rule of Fight Club Sketch is do not link to Fight Club Sketch.