Archive for June, 2009
This is probably more accurate than anyone would care to admit.
So, as everyone knows, the world is currently without a King of Pop… and as everyone also knows, when the king is dead, the jesters run wild.
Some jokes from a thread at Reddit:
“Michael Jacksons last words “Take me to the Childrens Hospital!” ”
When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.
“Wow!” exclaimed the Holy Ghost. “We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie’s Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!”
Farah is a little taken aback. “Thank you, Lord…”
Jehovah goes on, “Well, I have a special reward for you. I’m prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?”
Not one to act selfish and change God’s opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. “I’d like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever.”
“Done!” exclaims the Heavenly Father.
And finally one that is just cool…
Rest in Peace, MJ.
Unless those bullies are trying to rape you, then this would only be helping them.
I love that the guy getting spun just gives up by the end. Feel free to skip a bit.