Has this joke been done before? Yeah. Has it ever been this well articulate? Not to my knowledge.
This is an opinion piece by a hot girl over at The Onion called, “But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them.”
Do yourself a favor and read it in it’s entirety, ASAP. I laughed harder at this article than many of the videos on this site of people injuring themselves. That’s how good it is. Now go be semi-literate!