Archive for August, 2009

I'm In Ur School, Smackin' Ur Deans

August 31, 2009

In related news, dorm room attacker arrested after being found sleeping in bed of victim.

I love Guidos.


Playing God For Ratings

August 30, 2009

Conan does something that your tiny minds couldn’t even comprehend. Mine mind isn’t tiny, so I can comprehend, but not the rest of you.

Monkey's Love Magic

August 29, 2009

There is something immensely amusing about watching grown men trick monkeys. And though this probably goes without saying, it’s Japanese.

Yo Dawg, I Herd You Like Rolls

August 28, 2009

Imaginary Breakup

August 27, 2009

The latest from The Greater Good. I know them… at least I think I do.

Passionate About Government

August 26, 2009

This girl solves all of the problems in Santa Cruz. All of them. Perfectly.

Too Much Johnnie Walker

August 25, 2009

The part they don’t show right after this is him trying to start his car for ten minutes.

Too Much Rope

August 24, 2009

I bet she’s glad no one was watching.

Boom Goes They Bearomite

August 23, 2009

I’m pretty sure the only reason mascots exist is so we can collectively hope that they injure themselves and possibly others. Same goes for Amy Winehouse.

All The Emo Ladies

August 22, 2009

I don’t know what provoked the production of this, but it’s bound to incite some awkward laughter from you for as long as you can stomach watching.