Remember back when there was that white girl that said she didn’t want to have sex with Kobe? I forget the details, but I think it all worked itself out. Anyhow, now she likes to karaoke/rap about her bleeding ass. This falls more under the WTF than the LOL.
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How do you make humiliating videos better? You combine them with a cat.
Okay, so I missed this train. When CNN beats me to a funny video I usually just pretend that I’d already seen it a few years ago and got bored of it already, but I can’t ignore this one(s). Eric filled me in while I was in a coffee shop. I proceeded to cause a scene with my uncontrollable laughter. The formula goes like this: You take a video of someone failing, then the Keyboard Cat plays them off at the end. Simple. Effective. Brilliant. Examples.
Keyboard Cat always waits for just the right moment!
One of the best things about Keyboard Cat is that he takes videos that would normally be quite horrifying and in bad taste and makes them pure brilliance.
Old videos are new again!
And Keyboard Cat pays virtually no heed to the law of diminishing returns!
And here is the CNN report that tries to explain why this is funny, but fails (and brings to light a horrible depressing truth about Keyboard Cat). Keyboard cat should play off CNN.
For all of your Keyboard Cat needs, head over to playhimoffkeyboardcat.com. It’s a long domain name, but I doubt you’ll forget it.
You’d think using only dead hookers as performers would actually make a boring play more boring, but it doesn’t.
BTW, most of you won’t find this funny. You’ll just think it’s sick. I, myself, find it horrifyingly delightful.
…they still manage to be insane. This is one of those posts that you may have to chalk up to the list of “Things Brad Finds Hilarious, But Aren’t That Funny To Anyone Else.” I, personally, opened this image in Starbucks and started laughing so hard that tears were streaming down my face. I kid you not. It was embarrassing.
Next time I go to a club (which may be never), I am going to to find a girl to dance with, then have my friend walk up with a manila envelope and say, “Brad, you are not the father!” I will proceed to bust out the best dance moves ever. The girl shall be torn by her attraction to my awesome dancing and her repulsion from my obvious lack of responsibility.
I am really at a loss for words…
Also, I didn’t make this the main post for today because I am pretty sure everyone has heard it by now, but if you haven’t, listen to this douche leaving voicemails for some chick. There is a pretty high probability it is fake, but it is still hilarious.