Archive for the ‘zomg’ Category

Why Asian Kids Love The Internet

July 26, 2009

That trophy in the background is for achievement in being awesomely pervvy.


Entourage Writers' Room

June 29, 2009

This is probably more accurate than anyone would care to admit.

I Wash Myself With a Rag on a Stick

June 12, 2009

“Being a big guy certainly has its advantages… and its disadvantages.” The disadvantage of having to get an extension tool to wipe your ass, however, outweighs the small advantage of sweating for no reason.

Also of note:

-Who scrunches?

-How is this sanitary when you have to put new paper on this device that’s been inaccurately prodding around your ass?

-Anyone wanna wager that the paper falls off half the time and these people end up with a plastic stick poking their butts?

-And what the hell was this toilet paper related breakthrough that went down in the 1880s?

Pants-Shitting Good Time

April 8, 2009

I can’t stop laughing at this. I am laughing right now. George Brett talking about shitting his pants.  Ahh, so juvenile.

(via James Gunn’s Blog)

I Like That Kind of Humor

March 18, 2009

Rocket Dog. My favorite non-song sketch from SNL in a long time… and they’ve had a lot of good stuff lately. Because this one isn’t on Hulu, watch it before it gets taken down.

Let The Bodies Hit The Floor

July 10, 2008

Here is Benny Hinn raining down some destruction. This video rates pretty high on the awesome meter. Stay to the end for some nice convulsions.

Note: Yes, this video is kinda old, but I completely forgot about it until I saw it again today, and it is just as awesome as ever.